How we review.
Aftercare products
Every product is bought anonymously at retail. We apply each to a fresh tattoo under controlled conditions (same session, same artist, same ink) and track:
- Day 1–3: absorption, irritation, ooze containment
- Day 4–14: flake quality, itching, saturation at peak peel
- Week 3–6: final saturation, color vibrancy, line-edge sharpness
We compare across at least three tattoos per product to account for skin variance.
Artists
Artists are added based on:
- Consistency of portfolio across at least 2 years of public work
- Client review patterns (Instagram, Google, Yelp)
- Apprenticeship and shop lineage when verifiable
- Style specialization vs. generalist output
Artists cannot pay for inclusion. We do not accept "list me" requests. If an artist has a beef with how we described them, write us — we'll look again.
Shops
Same criteria, applied at the shop level — plus health board inspection history where it's publicly available.
Takedown policy
Any listed artist or shop can request removal by emailing takedown@reviewtattoo.com from an address associated with their shop website or domain. We remove listings within 48 hours of a verified request.
We also honor correction requests — if we've described your work inaccurately, tell us what's off and we'll fix it within a day.
What we will not do
- Accept "sponsored" rankings.
- Take free product in exchange for coverage.
- Publish affiliate links for products we haven't tested.
- Scrape or auto-generate "top 10" lists without human verification.